A collection of evidence in support of simulation theory.

To Catch a Predator

Digital Direct Testimonial Influence Leverage Manipulation Surveillance Google Toehider The Metal
I witness the gross manipulation of Google search results.

Mmmbop


ACTION

On 7/27/2020, I would add the band “Hansen” to this page.

ANALYSIS

I am aware of my spelling mistake. At the time I added this song, the YouTube video I copied a link from was spelled this way. All of the recommended videos were spelled this way. When I went to Google, and searched for the lyrics, Hanson was spelled as “Hansen.”

This was strange to me, because Hanson was the very first album I purchased in first grade. I remembered it being spelled with an “o.”

I was bewildered, but I attributed my false memory to the Mandala Effect, and moved on with life. I wrote-off this event.

SIGNAL

As alluded to here, a confidant opened a merge request to change the spelling to “Hanson” on 8/7/2020.

ANALYSIS

Upon investigation, Google was showing the proper spelling again!

The Mandala Effect had been faked in my favor.

The Bride’s exclamation


SIGNAL

If you look at the description of The Bride’s video listed here, you will see a strange statement:

The Bride

ANALYSIS

“OOOOO-EEEEE.”

Is that a hint? In any other video, this would hold less meaning. But that video, in particular, is one of three that are VERY important.

Toehider’s trigger


SIGNAL

I probably wouldn’t have included the band “Hanson” in my works at all if The Metal, from Toehider, hadn’t planted the idea in my head. As an Australian man, the mention of an American pop band - and one that he definitely doesn’t listen to - is quite strange. - @4:45

ANALYSIS

This is just another one of many reasons why I’m convinced that Toehider is involved in this.

ACTION

Just to put an emphasis on how weird all of this is: at the very moment I paused my music to watch this video, I was listening to Toehider’s cover of a “Helloween” song. In this video, The Metal specifically mentions that Hansen covers a Helloween song before every concert!

ANALYSIS

This is fucking mind control to the most unbelievable degree.

Baseball


ANALYSIS

Just to bring all of this back around to baseball, the infamous predator catcher is named “Chris Hansen.”

I don’t think the choice to manipulate this word, of all words, was a mistake.