A collection of evidence in support of simulation theory.

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Corroborating Digital Testimonial Influence Surveillance The Asshat The Relaxer
The Relaxer asks me not to contact The Asshat again.

A whole lot of nothing


SIGNAL

The Relaxer says, “Is there someone in your life who deserves nothing for this holiday season? I bet there is. Maybe a loved one, a spouse… maybe even an ex… ex-employee, ex-boss…"- @1:40

ANALYSIS

Just one day prior, I had begun work on a script for a call/voicemail with The Asshat. Even though I had already contacted him last year, with the bat incident, I was desperate. I was ready to try again.

Before doing so, this video came out. I took the above statement as a signal, “The Asshat deserves nothing for Christmas this year.

Verify, then trust.

He must come to me at this point.